Sweetness of N&N s

Ah life is fabulous! Isn't it! 

It’s burning in the mid-day and raining in the evening! Days are having multiple personality disorder. I’m getting darker and the evening traffic jams are getting bigger and bigger day by day.

But you should not complaint, because, above all that nuisance, life is fabulous! Or at least my 16 years old niece thinks so. She is getting taller and smarter every day. So,I believe that to be true.

Well I haven’t told you about my nieces and nephews, have I?

How did I miss that!

I have a very weird spot in my heart for all my nieces nephews, Some of them find entering to my room, when I’m not around, as equal as going to Las vegas! So whenever possible they crash down to my room and make everything upside down out of curiosity and try to make bald comments on random things they see.

Ex:

1.You should switch to an  i phone.  (Yeah, I will, when you buy me a one)

2.These shoes are real cute  ( Sorry I can’t give it to you)

3.  “I like this scrabble, It’s very artistic”

“Really, Thanks hun”

“And that dragon picture, that’s even better than this! You should be a painter you know”

“Wait a minute, but that was in my diary!!! Did you read my diary?”

According to my observational experiments, there are two crucial factors about having nieces and nephews.

1.They can make you feel younger by taking you to their gang

2.They can make you feel ‘ancient’  by not getting you to their gang

Both factors have side effects. First factor can make you feel like Superman, for sometime, it can be thrilling, but then it starts making you feel quite stupid.They turn out to be nothing but stupid mere pests who know nothing about Kurt Vonnegut or Michele Foucault.

The mechanism of the second factor is different. 

You end up being an antique piece of furniture in their lives. Hardest part is when  one of your  niece who used to be just a sixth grader yesterday, visit your family with gifts for your mom from her first salary when you are still drawing in the bottomless swamp of your dull Uni education, or boring job. The ones who were wearing Barbie T shirts and pink sunny suites appear in front of you looking more like Je Lo or Shakira. The first question they ask you, ‘ are you still working/ studying …………..?” BOOM! You are a dinosaur!

Luckily I’m in the first category, in which they find that they are quite honored by my presence.

My eldest niece is 19 and the youngest is 3 and half. 19 year older once tried to steal Games of Thrones from my laptop and they little miss.3 and half tried to steal my guinea pig.

To be continued..

KIT to read more wisdom thought of my Nieces and nephews..

“You should not underestimate my hobbies, I risked my life to get that kite, I almost died twice” (5 year old)

“I know you an exam tomorrow, I know you are worried, my idea is, we should make a chocolate pudding,  there is nothing chocolate puddings cannot fix” ( 16 year old)

Take care, be good!